
Joel and I just got back from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. We left our kids in the hands of my parents and brother and sister in law and headed to the beach. We were gone for 5 days and 5 nights. We had an incredible experience where we were able to live a few days of quiet, unscheduled days.
Yes, the vacation was quiet and relaxing. But not initially. Immediately after we went through customs we were bombarded by people. They wanted to sell us a taxi ride to our hotel. One friendly man showed us over to a counter where someone was waiting to give us “tourist information”. After speaking to this person for 10 minutes about the different sites and good restaurants he proceeded to try and get us to go to a timeshare presentation. This was the first of many attempts during our stay in Mexico. We told him we weren’t interested so he pushed and pushed. We walked away only to be bombarded by more timeshare representatives. Finally we were able to find a taxi being driven by someone who wasn’t actually selling a timeshare. They took us to our hotel where we were finally able to breath.
We stayed at an all- inclusive hotel that was right on the beach. We didn’t have to leave our hotel all weekend if we didn’t feel like it. Our first full day we went on an all day adventure trip. This trip would take a posting by itself so the short version is: We rode on a speedboat through the bay, Jeep on the backroads, mule up the mountain, flew through the skies on zip lines, repelled down waterfalls, and last but not least saw beautiful scenery of the Mexican mountains.

My first time on a Mexican bus was an experience, to say the least. I had to get on while the driver was driving away because he was too impatient for me to get all the way on. Once I was on, we noticed you could see the road through the floor. The bus drives at an incredible speed and stops for no one, young or old. He barely stops long enough for someone to get on and then accelerates before they sit down or even get a firm footing. To get off, you simply stand up and wait by the door. If the bus driver doesn’t see you, you yell at him to let you off.
Most of the time we simply laid at the beach or played in the ocean. We rode on a kayak in the ocean and body surfed the waves. While relaxing at the beach or whenever we wandered into town, people would come over with their merchandise for sale and say to us, “Over here honeymooners. Almost free.” Whatever it was they were selling… necklaces, T-Shirts, hammocks, bracelets… it was always “almost free”. I think we were targeted even more by the salesmen since we were one of the very few Americans travelling in Mexico. (Side note: Americans should feel totally safe to travel to Mexico. Go, go, go!) We didn’t have the heart to tell them we aren’t exactly honeymooners or that we wouldn’t want their stuff even if it was free. We just kept walking and laughed to ourselves every time we heard “Over here honeymooners- Almost free!”
